All Files Images Audio Video Flash Documents Archives The Onion: 'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat' Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military. More coverage a... flv video Size: 4398.78 kb The Onion: Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda A group of country music\s biggest stars have a message for terrorists: you can\t hurt America by blowing up New York City.More coverage at: http://ww... flv video Size: 5578.41 kb Rep. Nelson Proposes The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise Bill Congressman Gary Nelson has an economic plan to raise his family\s standard of living.More coverage at: http://onion.com... flv video Size: 6411.71 kb (Classified) Bill Defends Against Flesh-Eating (Classified) Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).... flv video Size: 4363.59 kb The Onion: Romney Defends Against Allegations Of Tolerance Mitt Romney\s candidacy took a major hit following the discovery of statements he made a decade ago that imply he isn\t sickened by gays.... flv video Size: 5420.96 kb Obama Vows To Stop America\s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas In an appeal to working class voters, Barack Obama claimed his economic plan would save millions of backbreaking, mind-numbing shitty jobs.... flv video Size: 5837.1 kb The Onion: Memorial Honors Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster Officials in California dedicated the Folsom Dam Memorial, which will honor the nearby residents that will die when the faulty dam fails.More coverage... flv video Size: 6012.43 kb The Onion: Mean Automakers Dash Hope For Flying Cars Onion News Network anchor Brandon Armstrong argues passionately for the existence of flying cars.More coverage at: http://www.onion.com... flv video Size: 5301.58 kb The Onion: World\s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100 Nothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best -- performing surgery on the human brain.More coverage at: http://www.onion.com... flv video Size: 5156.32 kb The Onion: Traveler Entrances Town With Vision Of Future In Hastings, NY, an enigmatic man appeared suddenly, beckoning people to join his quest for a world free of despair as he shook hands and kissed newbo... flv video Size: 4019.25 kb The Onion: Response To Opinions Of Our Uninformed Viewers Viewer Voices: The Onion News Network\s Brandon Armstrong responds to viewers\ emails, texts, and chats--no matter how inane.More coverage at: http://... flv video Size: 4462.3 kb The Onion: Breaking News - Something Happening In Haiti Important news out of Haiti\s capital today. The Onion\s Don Abrams reports live.More coverage at: http://www.onion.com... flv video Size: 5341.11 kb The Onion: Tell-All Book Reveals Wrestling Fans Are Fake A professional wrestling ... flv video Size: 5404.14 kb The Onion: Candidates Compete For Vital Idgit Vote Panelists discuss the ... flv video Size: 5735.67 kb How Can We Let Darfur Know How Much We\re Doing For Them? Panelists discuss the tragic lack of media access in Darfur and how we can help Darfurians realize how much we\re helping them. More coverage at: http... flv video Size: 6000.83 kb Pages: (8) [1] [2] [ >> ] [ Last >> ]