Achmed The Dead Terrorist Sings Jingle Bombs

Achmed sings a very special christmas song, enjoy! ;-)

Here is the text: (Took me few times to get everything ;-))

Oh, dashing through the sand,
With a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan,
For Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A,
But not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass,
By the US Military!

[It's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins,
That Bin Laden promised me?

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
U.S. soldiers shot me dead!
The only thing that I have left,
Is this towel upon my head.

I used to be a man,
But every time I cough,
Thanks to Uncle Sam,
My nuts keep falling off..

My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer,
As a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead,
Or I kill yooouuuuu!

I KILL YOU!!!

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