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HelloAye-yah-yie.....An expression of anticipation or pain, etc."B"babash.......Home made, illegal, alcoholic beverage (mountain dew, moonshine) which in Trinidad can be made of just about anything organic.Bacchanal.....Scandal, heavy quarreling, big party, confusionBack Back.....A suggestive dance performed with the male dancer's front rubbing against the female's rear, and vice versaBack chat.....Insolent response, especially from a child to an adultBack Pay .... Money owing to union workers that they have been negotiating for a very long time.Bad eye (cut-eye).....A look of anger, especially when looking fromthe corner of the eyeBa-John....A bully or a really tough customerBam bam.....Also Boom-boom, boomsie, bamsie, bam-a-lam, background, backside, behind, ass, bottom / buttBamsee.....The rear end, what you sit onBamsee-hole....ass holeBam-se Lambe.....Rather attractive bamseeBand*.....A group of Carnival masqueraders with costumes designed on a related theme. A band can have 4,000-7,000 people divided into 25 or more sections, each with it's own theme and several music trucks. Each band has a huge King and Queen costume. Carnival Tuesday will see about 20 large bands go across the savannah stage and parade in the streets in competition.Bath suit.....swim suit battin ..... The act of throwing back one's head while holding a drink at one's mouth so as to finish it in a single attemptBawlin' (Bawling).....To cry, yell or howlBazodee ........ A state of dizziness or confusion, typically caused by members of the opposite sexBeeWee.....(BWIA) British West Indian Airways, the national airline of Trinidad and Tobago now Caribbean Airlines (since Jan 1st,2007) after 66 years in the air as BWEE with a flawless accident record.Biscuit.....cookie, crackerBitin'meh style...followin' the same thing (style) as one's personBeppin ...... he art of puking the ten dollar tequila shots (that went down real good) and our brains at the same time, outside of Nuts or in Pelos Bathroom. OR To fall asleep while traveling OR The action of hitting the glass, seat or person next to your during sleep while travellingBobolee ...... A stupid personBobolize.....to bully someoneBoll'face.....A pushy person, unreasonably demandingBonafide ...... Somone's Steady Girl/BoyfriendBoof/buff.....To insult, yell at or argue with someoneBrace ..... Denied entry to a party/fete OR a girl/boy blanking a boy/girl OR prepare oneself for a bad newsBredda ...... slang for "brother" or "Breddren" Broughtupsy.....Showing that a person was properly brought upBroughtupsy.....Showing that a person was properly brought up, decorumBuh wait nah.....But wait a minute, now hold on/itBuh aye aye......But wait a minute, now hold on/itBull .... another word for sexual intercourseBuller or bullerman... another word for a faggit or a gay man/homosexualBun.....Trini pronunciation BurnBuss.....to burst; to be a flop e.g. "Dred, dat party rel buss."Buss it.....to leave e.g. "Well when I see dat, I buss it!"Buss Up Shut.....(Pharata) See Roti, Shredded roti skin, resembling a "bust up shirt""C"Cahneevaal.....(Carnival) "Farewell to the Flesh" A pre-Lenten festival started by Catholics to get in one last party before giving up wine, women and song for 40 days during Lent. Preparations and partying in Trinidad start in January and build up to Jouvay (Monday) and Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday) ending at midnite just before Ash Wednesday in mid-February. Costume bands in street Carnival, steelband competitions, Calypso contests, parties, dances and Kiddie Carnival all come together for Carnival. Rio and New Orleans carnivals are bigger and better known, Trinidad's is best.Callaloo.....A thick soup made from dasheen leaves, ochroes,coconut milk, seasoned to taste, invariably includes crabCalypso.....A musical and lyrical comment on any subject, usually composed for, but not limited to, the Carnival seasonCalypsonian.....One who sings calypsoesCheups (Steups).....A noise made by sucking your teethChinkee.....Very tiny portions of anythingChips.....French Fries e.g. "May I have some chips, please?"Chookaloonks..... pet name of your special someoneChupid.....StupidChupidee.....A foolish personChutney ...... a spicy East Indian condiment made from half-ripe mangoes, tamarind, coconut, cucumbers usually in the form of a sauce.Chutney.....a type of music indigenous to Trinidad, which evolved from Indian music, a catchy and rhythmic East Indian fete music conducive to wining (see wining) your bamsee (see bamsee).Coast or Coasting ..... to show off something or someoneCockstand ..... erected PenisCokee-eye/coki-eye.....Cross-eyed or cocked eyeCommess(e) .....Confusion associated with arguments, gossip and slanderCoonoomoonoo.....(Cunumunu) Idiot, stupid personCosquel ..... tacky lookingCosquelita ..... a girl with excessive makeupCrapo.....(Crapaud) Frog The most detested reptile on the island. Often poisonous, they are hated worse than snakes.Cuff.....Hitting someone or something with a cleched fistCyah/Cyaa.....Can't"D"Da is you? .....Is that you?Dan-dan.....Any sharp looking outfitDat good for yuh.....Serves you rightDat.....ThatDay.....(Dey) Trini pronunciation of They and There. "Ah hyar dey living dong by dey so." (I heard they're living down there). You may have heard the old Calypso; "Hush your mouth, go away, Mama look a Boo Boo dey!" (there)Dimarsh Gra..... (Dimarche Gras) The major show on Carnival Sunday night. Eight King and eight Queen of the bands costumes (some 30 feet tall) compete on stage at Queen's Park Savannah to be named King and Queen of Carnival. The eight top singers compete to be crowned the Calypso Monarch.Dingolay.....to dance in a joyful, carefree mannerDoh/Dough.....Don'tDong.....Trini pronunciation DownDoo doo*.....(Doux doux) Sweetheart often used with darling, as in "do do dahlin"Dotish.....Silly, stupid, foolish and dumbDoubles.....a popular East Indian fast food made from curried chickpeas and bara (fried dough) Usually served with chutney on top.Dougla.....Mixture of East Indians and African parentageDred.....friend (see also hoss, padna); cool e.g. "Dat movie was dred, eh dred?"Drevait (dree-vay).....Wayward person who likes to "knock about""E"Eh.....What did you say?Eh Easy .... Not easy, difficultEh-eh.....No, no way, oh noEh-heh.....Oh really? I understand. YesEnd up .... How something like a situation finished or turned outEn'less.....Plenty, endlessEnt? .....Is that not so? That's true, isn't it?Extempo.....Free style singing of extemporaneous calypso songs"F"Fall out.....To stop speaking with someone or to terminate a friendshipFaddah.....FatherFed up.....The state of being frustrated, tired or boredFella.....a fellow, a boy, a guy e.g. "Way! Check dat fella!"Fete.....A party, loud music, lots to eat and drink, dancing to wee hours of the morningFlim.....Film - Movie as in "Meh fav'rite flim star Clint Eastwood; he a ral badjohn in trut, y'know!"Founkie (foong-key).....Foul-smelling, stink odourFresh Water Yankee.....A Trini who goes to America and comes back acting and talking Yankee (Originally someone acting Yankee without even going overseas, or crossing salt water).Fuh real? .....really? Is that so? e.g You fuh real Dred? (Are you serious?)Fuh true/troot? .....Yes that is true. Is that really so?"G"Goin'orf.....Someone who appears to be going out of their mind,acting strangelyGun talk.....Fighting words, to threaten verballyGyul.....GirlGeed/Gyad! .....expression of disgust when in the presence of something nasty. e.g OH GEED ot OH GYAD"H"Hair she.....(Hear she) Also Hair he I'm quoting her (him) as in "I ask she 'But why you late?' Hair she, 'You is meh mudder?' "Hambug.....To pester or bother someoneHarden.....DisobedientHole it Dong (Hold it down).....To announce to someone to take care.Hototo or hotoetoe.....A very large amount of anythingHoggish.....Rude, crude, mean; the behavior of a thug, gangsterHorn.....what you receive when your significant other is seeing someone else behind your backHorner man/woman.....the man/ woman your significant other is horning you with.Hoss.....a close friend e.g Wah happen Hoss? (How are are you my friend?)Huh? ....what?Hut*.....Trini pronunciation Hurt"I"Icenin' ...Icing on a cakeI eh payin' tax fuh mih mout'.....I could say anything I wantIn ting.....To be involved in current activityIn Trut (In truth).....For real, no lie e.g. "That test was so hard!" Reply: "In truth!"Is so? .....Is that so?Iron Pot ... pot made out of iron - famous for making pelau, stews and curry meats - seen at homes and river limesIzatrini.....(I am/is a Trinibagonian) To profess ones nationality (Trinidadian or Tobagonian) proudly and without reservation"J"Jab Jab.....A type of Carnival devil costume; jabs people with his fork and demands money from passersby.Jagabat.....Slut, loose woman, prostitute. also Wajang (wah-jang) or Wabean (wah-bean)Jeez-an-ages.....Used for any reason where an outburst is appropriateJook.....To stab at anythingJoo-vay.....(Jouvay, Jour Ouvert, J'Ouvert) "Opening of Day" in French, Carnival Mas beginning before dawn on Carnival Monday wearing costumes of mud, old clothes (Ole Mas), devil costumes or satirical themes.Jumbie.....Spirit, ghostJus'now.....In a little whileJus'so? ....Just like that?Jus'so .....Out of the blue, totally unexpected Ja`litre......2 litres of any soft drink / Soda"K"Ketch.....CatchKlim.....Any brand of powdered milk but all everyone calls any brand KlimKewl.....cool"L"Lagniappe.....a little extra, a bonus (the last child born many years after his/her siblings)Las' Lap (Last Lap) Last minute street partying on Carnival Tuesday which goes until midnite when Ash Wednesday begins. The very last of Carnival.Leave.....Trini syntax Left "Me eh see she again, she leave de fete long time!"Lef dat.....Leave thatLeh.....Let, let'sLeh go.....Let goLeh we.....Let usLick dong....To accidentally hit someone or somethingLicks.....A beating, physical punishmentLike t'ing.....To be somewhat mischievousLil'bit.....In small meaningless portionsLime.....to hang out in a casual atmosphere, loafing e.g. "I feeling to lime."pre-arranged activity(hangin out)Long eye.....A person who is envious of the possessions of othersLook nuh! .....An expression of annoyance "M"Macco.....A person who minds other people's business for the purpose of gossip. e.g. "Wha yuh macoing so for?"Macco Meter..... Check the degree to which a person mind other people's businessMaccocious.....A person having the trait of a macoMake Style.....Show off as in "Eh-eh, but I find she only makin' style on people!"Maga.....Very thin, skinnyMamaguy.....To make fun of, to ridiculeMama Yo! .....Expression denoting shock and surpriseMama Poule .....A weakling, someone who can be taken advantage ofMampie......A Fat WomanMaracas Bay.....The most beautiful beach in Trinidad, high waves, great scenery.Mass*.....(Mas) Carnival costumes, or playing mas, street revelry in carnival costume.Matter Fix.....Everything is well organizedMeh (My) ....."Gi' me de ting when you come to meh house, pahtnah."Mih han' slip.....An expression used when too much of an ingredient is usedMo-Vay-Lang.....French for "Bad tongue" (Mauvais Langue) To bad talk someone, or engage in nasty gossipMoco Jumbie..... Stilt dancers, an African tradition carried over to Trini carnival Their costumes represent jumbies, or spirits, of African mythology, in Haiti the word jumbie was corrupted to zombieMooma.....MotherMuddah...motherMou t'er.....A boasterMuch up.....To pamper, to butter upMud Band.....A J'Ouvert mas where band members cover their bodies in mud from head to toe"N"Nah.....NoNastiness.....An expression of disgust applied to a good-for-nothing personNever see come see.....Someone who has recently been exposed to something new and who overdoes it to ridiculous proportionsNing ning.....Tired eyesNow fuh now.....InstantlyNowherian.....A person who does not have any fixed place of abode "O"Obeah....black magic, voodooObzokee.....Awkward in appearance, anything bent or twisted out of shapeOh geed! .....An expression used when an offensive smell arisesOH gosh! .....Oh gorm man!-Oh shimps man!Ooooohh Koosh! .....These are all expressions denoting shock, surprise,indignation and admirationOl' talk.....Idle chatter, social chit-chatOne set ah.....A lot of anythingOui...... Yes e.g. It making hot oui!Own-way.....Stubborn personOne time.....right now, immediately e.g. "De gyul was rel angry so I buss it one time." "P"Pan*.....Steel band, invented in Trinidad in the 1930's, melodic percussion instruments made out of oil drums. One hundred piece steel orchestras compete playing classical, soca, pop during Carnival.Pahtnah.....(Partner, Padna) Trini for "homeboy" used by older Trini malesPanty-man....tell tellPallet.....Frozen lollyPapa yooo! .....Exclamation of surpriseParang.....music played during Christmas time. Parang has a lot of Spanish influences.Patois.....local dialect Pesh.....MoneyPiarco.....The international airport in Trinidad.Picker.....thorns e.g. "Doh touch dat rose bush. It have rel pickers."Picong.....to insult in a jesting mannerPissin' tail.....A person of no class or importancePlann-asse.....To hit someone continuously with the flat part of acutlassPlayin' social.....Someone who pretends to be of a higher social strata than they arePong.....Pound, to have sex with / pound e.g. "Gih meh two pongs of tomatoes dey tantie."Poohar.....see dotishPo-po.....Very small child, babyPort of Spain.....Capitol city of Trinidad and Tobago, located in northwest Trinidad.Pot hound / pot hong.....a mixed dog; sometimes used as an insult e.g. yuh lazy pothound!Prim-prim.....Disgustingly proper and formalPunannie.... A sweeet vagina"Q"Quenk.....An irritating personQualey.....Withered, dried up"R"Raff.....To grab suddenlyRagadang.....Broken downRaise.....A gift of cash to a friend or relativeRam-cram.....Packed to capacityReds.....a light skinned person of mixed or African descentRel.....Trini pronunciation RealRoad March.....Kind of Trinidad's song of the year, or best song of Carnival. As the costume bands cross the stage in the Queen's Park Savannah, the song that most bands dance to is declared Road March for the year, and wins a large cash prize. Roti.....East Indian dish made with flat baked dough resembling a tortilla filled with curried beef, chicken, goat, shrimp or other meat with potatoes, onions, tomato and spices.Rude*....."Nasty", sexually explicitRumfle.....Ruffled or wrinkled"S"Saga boy/girl.....Flashy dresser, dandyShades.....SunglassesShif' yuh carcass.....Move over, get goingShub.....Shove, move or cast asideSchupid.....Trini pronunciation (Chupid) Stupid also Schupidness Schupidee.....(Chupidee) Stupid personScrew up yuh face.....to make a strange expression, usually when angry or in disagreement of something e.g. "Look how she screwin up she face nah!"Shots.....licksShyyt.... this is how de ole people used to say shitSoca.....Soul-Calypso, the modern version of calypso music. Hardcore political satire, scandals, sexual double entendre and comedy, wrapped up in dance music with an African beat and heavy baseline.Soucouyant.....from old ghost stories, an old woman who turns herself into a ball of fire and suck's people's blood Stickin' .....when a person or group keeps back progress on something important. eg. Man u real stickin , hurry up !Skinnin' yuh teet'.....GrinningSkin up yuh nose.....To turn up one's nose at anythingSometimeish.....MoodyStrims..... ShrimpsSweet too bad.....really nice, pleasant, attractive e.g. "Dred, dat gyul eh play she sweet too bad!"Sweet drink.....term used for soft drink, soda, popSweetie.....Any confectionary Sweee-drink....soft drink/soda or a gesture nickname like babes or darlingSwell up yuh face.....To look angry, to pout"T"Tabanca.....The forlorn feeling one gets when a love affair is overTanty/Tanti (Tante).....AuntTeef.....Trini pronunciation ThiefTent*.....A calypso or soca concert featuring 20 singers and comedians. Started in the 1800's in large military tents, now held in concert halls or stadiums. The sun makin' hott.......the atmosphere is hotTick.....Trini pronunciation (Thick) Overweight as in "He not ral fat, he slim-tick!"Tight.....Intoxicated, drunk, stonedTitty-vay.....(Titivate) To waste time or stir up troubleT'ing.....ThingTNT*.....Trinidad and Tobago, twin island nation six miles off the coast of Venezuela, South AmericaTo besides.....Besides whichToo-bay-go..... Trini pronunciation (Tobago) Too-nee.....(tuni) Female genitalia, also poom-poom, tun tun, powder puff, scizzors and nanToo-tool-bay.....A confused state,in a daze, also head over heels in loveToe-Tee.....Male genitalsTong.....town e.g. "I went to tong today." or Thong - Ladies underware.Tot tots.....Female breastsToh-ty.....(Toti) Also ToTo Male genitaliaTree-nee.....Trini pronunciation (Trini) anything or anyone TrinidadianTree-nee-daad.....Trini pronunciation (Trinidad)Trinbago.....Short for Trinidad and TobagoTrue.....Trini pronunciation (Through). A common query from a sales clerk is "Are you getting true?", meaning, "Are you getting through" (finding what you want).T.T.....Trinidad currency, as in "Does this cost $5.00 T.T. or $5.00 U.S.?""U"Umpteen.....Plenty of anything"V"Vampin'.....An offensive smellVaps.....To suddenly behave excitedly or in a strange mannerVibes it Up.....To keep in good spirits"W"Wah is de sceens? .....whats up?Wajang.....A roudy, uncouth personWais.....Trini pronunciation (Waist) The ability to wine "De gyul only trowin ral good wais!"Warap.....A very weak mixtureWee.....From the French (Oui) Yes, as in "Eh eh, dat is ral good buss up shut, oui?"Well yes! .....An expression of disbeliefWham now? .....what's up or how are you? It's considered a Greeting!Whappen? .....What's the matter with you?Wha-happenin' dey? .....What's happeningWhas de scene? .....What's up? e.g. Ay padna, whas de scene?Whey.....Where?Whey yuh say? .....What did you say?Whole *.....All, as in "We been limin' whole day!"Wine/Wining .... The style of dancing to Soca, Calypso and Chutney... circular movement of the waist or Trini term for rolling your waist line- looks very sexualWood ... slang for penis"Y"Yampee.....Mucus, found in the corner of the eyeYang-Key.....Trini pronunciation (Yankee) An AmericanYou an' all? .....You too?You so.....People like youYuh faddah head.....an expression of annoyanceYuh faddah is a glassmaker? .....You are blocking my view.Yuh look fuh dat.....It's your own faultYuh makin' joke! .....You can't be serious!
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