Father's Day Hoedown!

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Father 's Day Hoedown Throwdown!

written by Greg Benson, Matt Sloan & Aaron Yonda
directed & edited by Greg Benson
director of photography: Tona Williams
grip & foot tapping: Craig Johnson
p.a. & stills: Dylan Hughes
that other guy: Kristian Knutsen
special thanks: Ernesto the Levitating Cat

And no, none of us are actually dads. But this is what we think fatherhood would be like.

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LYRICS:

We're three dads and we're celebratin' Father's Day
We get to do whatever we want to

Greg: I'll have a beer!
Aaron: I'll read a magazine!
Matt: I'll wear boots and a shirt and hat!

We're three dads and we're gonna have fun
Cuz it's father's day and we can get a haircut

Greg: I'm gonna make toast!
Matt: I'm gonna snap!
Aaron: I'm gonna levitate a cat!

We're three dads and today is our day
Aaron: I'm gonna shop for pants!

We're three dads and this is our special day
We don't have do what we don't wanna do

Matt: I won't bathe!
Aaron: I won't eat!
Greg: I won't take grandma for her dialysis!

We're three dads and we like playing ping pong
We like sittin' down and we like standin' up

Matt: I like bar fights!
Greg: I like cheese puffs!
Aaron: I changed my mind and I'm gonna eat now.

We're three dads and we like badminton.
Matt: I'll read up on stem cell research!

We're three dads and we can do anything
We can stop time and cure diseases

Greg: I cured scabies!
Aaron: What is scabies?
Matt: It's a disease that looks like this!

We're three dads and we enjoy each other
Father's Day gives us time together.

Matt: We play Monopoly!
Aaron: I bruise easily!
Greg: I make non-alcoholic sangria!

We're three dads and we're celebratin' Father's Day
You can too!
Greg: Unless you're sterile!


LYRICS WE WANTED TO PUT INTO THE SONG BUT DIDN'T:

I wanna eat asparagus in a diaper!
I'll get drunk and hit ya with my shoe!
I'm gonna rent Doubt or Slumdog Millionaire!
I'm intolerant of social injustice!
I'll dig up my dog!
I hate murder!
I hate Larry from "Three's Company!"
The actor or the character?
Both, I guess!
I have feet!
We know you have feet, we all have feet!

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