Window Shopper - THE PARODY REMIX

This is a version of the song "Window Shopper" by 50 Cent that I recorded myself. I recorded it on my computer with a simple desktop mic. Sorry for the bad sound quality. This is my attempt to poke fun at commercial music by making my own nonsensical music. Hope you enjoy it, and definitely leave comments and feedback. If you have any suggestion about other songs that I should use, let me know.

Here are the lyrics:

Yeah...uh...yo, you know how some cats go in the store to buy one thing and end up buying a whole lot more? Then there's that cat that goes to the store to buy one thing, and buys that one thing cause that's all he had enough money to barely purchase, yeah, I'm the latter, so you know...

That makes me a window shopper
I can't lie, I like browsing around
You know I'm a window shopper
I'm surprised they haven't closed my bank account
You know that I'm a window shopper
Don't even have to ask if I'm standing in line
Man, I'm a window shopper
I done passed the same item bout fifty-leven times

Check me out, yo, no, I don't have a lot of dough
So, yes, I'd say my cash flow is kinda low
But that doesn't mean I can't enjoy walking through the store
Checking out the things I know I can't take with me out the door
Some think I should feel bad and it's not good for my health
They think I'm doing psychological damage to myself
Cause it seems I'll have dreams bout my lack of financial wealth
And eventually I'll have to see a doctor for some help
Cause I'll be having dreams I'm making thousand-dollar purchases
And then I'll wake up and my feelings will get hurt again
Eventually I'll fall into a state of depression
And the cause will have my family and my friends all guessing

I'm a window shopper
I can't lie, I like browsing around
You know I'm a window shopper
I'm surprised they haven't closed my bank account
You know that I'm a window shopper
Don't even have to ask if I'm standing in line
Man, I'm a window shopper
I done passed the same item bout fifty-leven times

I don't take offense to people who actually buy it
Cause while you're wasting money, for free, I can still "try it"
From mattresses, videogames, and even plasma tv
I like standing by the cameras asking, "Can you see me?"
People think I'm weird cause I'm at the store daily
Well, if they were smart, they'd know how to occupy babies
Just go to the aisle that's entitled "Toys"
And there they don't care how loud is the noise
I just wish people could see me for me and
Realize I don't have a problem with being
The cat who doesn't have a lot of money
I know when you hear this, you think that it's funny

To be a window shopper
I can't lie, I like browsing around
You know I'm a window shopper
I'm surprised they haven't closed my bank account
You know that I'm a window shopper
Don't even have to ask if I'm standing in line
Man, I'm a window shopper
I done passed the same item bout fifty-leven times

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