"Fast Food" - Parody of "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay

"Fast Food" - Parody of "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay

In this amazingly funny, but poorly sung, parody of the song "Viva La Vida," Coldplay's biggest hit song, song parodist Ben N. successfully replicates the same satirical success he achieved with his first parody, "Smell Like Shit" - Parody of "Bet on It" from High School Musical 2. This time around, though, the song has its own custom music video, directed by Ben himself. In it, Ben sings about his love for fast food, while wearing a fat suit and dealing with an annoying worker at the drive-thru.

NOTE: Some people have been complaining that my introduction to this video is not really that great and that they just want to see the music video part. I would much rather you guys see the video in its entirety, but if you hate the opening THAT much, you can skip to the 4:00 mark of the video.

Lyrics to "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay

I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own

I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemies eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing:
"Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!"

One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing

Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
Once you know there was never, never an honest word
That was when I ruled the world
(Ohhh)

It was the wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in.
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People could not believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries Wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?

I hear Jerusalem bells are ringingRoman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
(Ohhhhh Ohhh Ohhh)

Hear Jerusalem bells are ringings
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can not explain
I know Saint Peter will call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh
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Lyrics to "Fast Food" - Parody of "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay

(Opening music)

I eat a lot of food.
I eat whenever I'm in the mood.
Can't buy expensive food 'cause I am broke.
Fast food is the way to go.

(Instrumental music)

I'm getting really fat.
Cellulite on my widening ass.
Burgers, fries, and cold ice cream.
Dairy Queen is the best, and so's Burger King.

But don't forget about Wendy's.
I'm also thinking Arby's.
And have a craving for White Castles, man!
Extra packets of salt, and a doggy bag.

I hear that Taco Bells are ringing.
Ronald McDonald keeps me eating.
KFC has a combo deal.
Panda Express for a foreign meal.
Subway only works for Jared.
And you know I will never, never be a skinny dude,
Because I won't stop eating food.

(Instrumental music)

I eat like a wild fox,
When I go to Jack in the Box.
Drive-thru window workers are so dumb.
They just always mess my order up.
Patient customers wait.
You can eat great even late.
Want a salad with some seasoning?
Oh who would want to be that healthy?

I hear that Taco Bells are ringing.
Ronald McDonald keeps me eating.
Pizza Hut has a combo deal.
Get five breadsticks with every meal.
Fast food won't keep hunger sustained.
I know Dave Thomas will call my name.
I'm not a scrawny dude,
Because I can't stop eating food.

(Various sounds from fast food commercials...)

I hear that Taco Bells are ringing.
Ronald McDonald keeps me eating.
Krispy Kreme has a 50's feel.
And Dunkin' Donuts is the bomb for real.
With fast food you cannot complain.
I know Hamburglar will call my name.
I'm not a skinny dude,
Because I won't stop eating food.

(Oooooh... oooooh...)

Also, watch "Smell Like Shit" - Parody of "Bet on It" from High School Musical 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWii-7 ...

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