An Independent support dedication to a "Genuine" Lady, Hockey Mom, the current Governor of Alaska and our future VP with original song. I haven't been this excited about politics since Reagan." Luv The Guv"! Rush Limbaugh Quote: You know,-- if I were advising Sarah Palin -- starting with her next speech, I'd have her take out a white cloth handkerchief. I'd have her wipe off her lipstick. I'd have her say, "There, now I'm just a pit bull." And then I'd have her give the speech.
-Sarah Palin sleeps with a pillow under her gun.
-Sarah Palin can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
-They once made a Sarah Palin toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
-Sarah Palin's Rice Bubbles don't go snap, crackle, pop..they go "Oh sh*t...quiet!!!..here she comes.."
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.
-Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.
-Sarah Palin ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
-When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Sarah Palin for help.
-Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
-When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.
-Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper's body because she threw him from the plane.
-Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
-Global Warming doesn't kill polar bears. Sarah Palin kills polar bears, with her teeth.
-Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.
-Russia sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not bow to autocracy.
-Alaskan wolfpacks give Sara Palin first dibs on their kills.
-Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines.
-Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.
-Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
-We'll never know who would win a cage match between Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin because no cage ever constructed can hold her.
-Sarah Palin isn't allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they're afraid she'll use it to kill liberals.
-Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
-Sarah Palin's finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden's still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
-Little-known fact: "Sarah Palin" is an adopted name. Her birth name is unknown, but her brother's birth name was "Kal-El."
-Sarah Palin told Mother Nature to calm down and stop spoiling her party: Gustav immediately dropped to Cat 2
-Sarah Palin can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
-When Sarah Palin smiles, Chuck Norris hides.
-Sarah Palin doesn't need to hunt bears, they give her their skins and then beg for mercy.
-A deadly snake bit Sarah Palin once..after three days of nausea, pain, vomiting, chills, fever and convulsions....the snake died.
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http://www.johnmccain.com/about/ gover...
http://palinforamerica.com/
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*Song "Sweet Destiny" by Kevin Cooper
Sarah Palin for Vice President Ad 2008
An Independent support dedication to a "Genuine" Lady, Hockey Mom, the current Governor of Alaska and our future VP with original song. I haven't been this excited about politics since Reagan." Luv The Guv"! Rush Limbaugh Quote: You know,-- if I were advising Sarah Palin -- starting with her next sp...
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