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"Why was 6  afraid of 7?  Because 789!     What did the spider  do on the computer? It made a website!      What has four legs  but can't walk?   A table!   How do you know carrots  are good for your  eyes? A. Because you never see  rabbits wearing glasses!     On which side of an  ostrich are the feathers?  The outside!     “No. I have to help my  dad do my homework.”     “Joey, can you come out  and play?” What did the fish  say when he swam  into the wall?   Dam!   Why did the clown take  off his shoes? His feet felt funny.     “I’m coming down with  something.”     What did the elevator say  to the doctor? What is the longest word  in English?   “Smiles. There’s a  mile between each “s”.   Why did the bunny cross  the road?   Because it wanted to  show its girlfriend it  could hip hop!   Why did the man put  his money in the  freezer?  He wanted cold hard cash!            Where do polar  bears vote? The North Poll      Where do snowmen  keep their money? In snow banks.     What's brown and  sticky? A stick.     Why did the  tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!     What did the grape do  when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!     What dog keeps  the best time? A watch dog.     What did the water  say to the boat? Nothing, it just waved.      What did the judge say  when the skunk walked in  the court room? Odor in the court.     Why did the  elephant eat the  candle?  He wanted a light snack!     What do you get from a  pampered cow? Spoiled milk.     What letters are not  in the alphabet?   The ones in the mail,  of course!   What did the gum say to  the shoe? “I’m stuck on you.”     What do you call cheese  that is not yours? Nacho Cheese     After a careful  examination the doctor  said, “ I’m sorry to tell  you that you’ve only got  four hours to live. {cont.}     Is there anyone you want  to see before you go?” “Yes,” answered the  patient. “ Another  doctor.”     Dad, “You usually talk a lot on the phone.  Why did you  only talk half an hour?” Daughter, “It was a  wrong number!”     What goes up the chimney  down, but not down the  chimney up?   An umbrella   Where do spices go when  they are sick? To see Dr. Pepper.                  ..."
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JOKE OF THE DAY

Hilarious, stupid kid's jokes which help more advanced students think laterally in English. Enough jokes to use one a day, for a month. ...
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