Two sketches - one from season five, the other from season seven. I only had a part of the second one but it's the funniest part.
Politically Incorrect I: Bill Maher (Phil Lamarr) moderates a panel of four celebrities: Britney Spears (Nicole Sullivan), President Clinton (Will Sasso), Corky from "Life Goes On" (Michael McDonald), and Janeanne Garafolo (Alex Borstein).
Politically Incorrect II:
Andrew Daly- Bill Maher
Will Sasso- Bill Clinton
Frank Caliendo- Kelsey Grammar
Jill- Michele Melean- Drew Barrymore
Debra Wilson- Oprah Winfrey
Bill Maher: Welcome to 'Politically Incorrect'. I'm Bill Maher and joining me tonight is a once in a lifetime panel. To my left, former President of the United States and Harlem Kegmaster, Bill Clinton.
(Clinton laughs and makes faces at the camera)
Bill Maher: Also joining me is an actor who has been playing the role of Frasier Crane for over 72 years, Kelsey Grammar, talk show host and media hog, Oprah Winfrey...
Oprah (Pumping her fists and shaking her head): Hello! Hello! Yes!
Bill Maher: ... and finally, an actress who can look really hot, in the right light; Drew Barrymore. (Drew waves at the camera and smiles) Apparently, this is not the right light.
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Bill Clinton: Hey, hey Kelsey, I saw one of those 'legitimate films', it was called "A beautiful behind' (laughs, then gets straight faced and serious) I'm not kidding. (Laughs again) I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding! You never know when I'm telling the truth, huh? This is a hoot, I'm having a great time.
Bill Maher: Personally, I am never getting married, and I'll tell you why. The fact of the matter is, most women are uncomfortable with their husbands sleeping with Asian whores.
Bill Clinton: Let me tell you something Billy, you should've married Hillary, cos she lets me get away with whatever I like, because, you know, she's got her own deal.
Oprah: If Hillary were a man, I would marry her like *that* (snaps fingers) She's got her own job, she's powerful, and she wears pants.
Drew: You guys! Marriage is magical! My first one was sooo sweet. It was the best 18 days of my life!
Bill Clinton: Hey honey, I've got a couple free hours this afternoon, why don't you and I get married?
Drew: Are you serious?
Bill Clinton: No, I'm just kidding, it was just a joke.
Drew: No?
Mad TV: Politically Incorrect - Bill Clinton, Britney Spears
Two sketches - one from season five, the other from season seven. I only had a part of the second one but it's the funniest part.
Politically Incorrect I: Bill Maher (Phil Lamarr) moderates a panel of four celebrities: Britney Spears (Nicole Sullivan), President Clinton (Will Sasso), Co...
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