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"FUNNY HALLOWEEN Collection: Top 9 Funny Halloween Jokes from Funny Halloween Cartoons Funny Halloween Joke #1: (Contributed by anonymous) o Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts... o How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray... o What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend? Ouch... o How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope... o What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck... o Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately... o Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don't have any body to go out with... o What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries... o What do zombies like to eat at a cook out? Halloweenies... o What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball... Funny Halloween Joke #2: (Contributed by anonymous) o What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving... o Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite... o What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... o What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee? A boo boo... o Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy... o What is Dracula's favorite kind of coffee? Decoffinated... o What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? Shrinkenstein... o What is a baby ghost's favorite game? Peekaboo... o What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?" o What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer... Funny Halloween Joke #3: (Contributed by anonymous) o Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves... o What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends... o What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts... o What do ghouls eat for breakfast? Ghost toasties with evaporated milk. (Thanks to Bobbi) o What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel... o What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation? A scareplane... o What type of dog do vampire's like the best? Bloodhounds... o What is a ghoul's favorite flavor? Lemon-slime... o What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich... o What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? A trombone... Funny Halloween Joke #4: (Contributed by anonymous) o What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets... o Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath... o What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A guy with very high blood pressure... o Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? heard it had great circulation... o Why did the dyslexic vampire starve to death? couldn't find any dloob... o Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher... o What does a cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner? The cold shoulder... (Thanks to Kelli) o What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet... (Thanks to Annette) o What kind of car does a ghost drive? A Boo-ick... o What did the mother ghost say to her son? Don't spook unless you are spooken to... (Thanks to Kyle) Funny Halloween Joke #5: (Contributed by anonymous) o What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo... o Why did the ghost pick his nose? Because he had boogers... (Thanks to Pearline) o What kind of pants do ghosts wear? Boojeans... (Thanks to Amanda) o Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on a coffinbreak... o What do skeletons say before eating? Bone Appétit... (Thanks to Calvin) o What does a child monster call his parents? Mummy and Deady... o Where do fasionable ghosts shop for sheets? At bootiques... o What ride do spirits like best at the amusement park? The roller ghoster... o What do you get when you cross a ghost with an owl? Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot... o What fairy tale do ghosts like best? Sleeping booty... Funny Halloween Joke #6: (Contributed by anonymous) o What kind of spirits serve food on a plane? Airline ghostesses... o What kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers? High spirits... o Why did the skeleton climb a tree? Because a dog was after its bones... (Thanks to Kirsty) o How do you make a witch scratch? Just take away the W... o Where do ghosts go swimming? The dead sea... o Why was the witch's cat giggling? Because it was a giggle puss... (Thanks to Sam) o What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween... o What do you call a skeleton stone age family? The Flintbones... (Thanks to Gareth) o What did the witch say to the midget vampire skeleton? Bony little bloodsucker, aren't you?... (Thanks to Quinn) o What's the difference between a fisherman and a sick ghost? One catches his dinner, the other one loses it... Funny Halloween Joke #7: (Contributed by anonymous) o Did you hear about the new Dracula doll? Wind it up and it bites Barbie on the neck... o What did the t.v. news reporter say to the ghost? Everyone dead! Boos at 11... o What is a vampire's favorite ice cream flavor? Veinilla... (Thanks to Hazel) o Why is a haunted handkerchief so scary? Because it has boogers... (Thanks to Sassy) o What did the three vampires order at the bar? Two bloods and a blood light... (Thanks to Shelly) o How did the priest make holy water? He took some tap water and boiled the hell out of it... o What do you give a vampire with a cold? Coffindrops... o What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch... o What kind of shoes do ghosts from Texas wear? horror jokes Boots... (Thanks to Alan) o Why did the Cyclops have to close his school? He only had one pupil... (Thanks to Frances) Funny Halloween Joke #9: (Contributed by anonymous) o Why isn't Dracula invited to many Halloween parties? Because he's a pain in the neck... (Thanks to Frances) o Who is a skeleton's favorite emperor? Napoleon Boneaparte... (Thanks to Haley) o Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game? They couldn't find their bats... (Thanks to Kelli) o What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi... (Thanks to Valerie) o Which monster likes to fly kites in the rain? Benjamin Franklinstein... (Thanks to Tingen) o What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I'll have two beers and a mop... o What did the mummy say to the detective? Let's wrap this case up... o Why was the witch kicked out of witching school? Because she flunked spelling... (Thanks to Richard) o When a witch lands after flying, where does she park? The broom closet... (Thanks to Danielle and Jessica) o Where was satan's son born ? Deathlehem... (Thanks to ChanceInn) Here are related link to other funny Halloween cartoons Asian Brain cartoons Funny Halloween cartoons ..."

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