"FUNNY COWS Collection: Top ... Funny Cows Jokes from Funny Cows Cartoons
Funny Cows Joke #1: There is a bicycle seller who persuades his bicycle to a breeder.
The breeder says “I would like to buy a cow than a bicycle”. The seller says “but it will be embarrassing if you ride your cow to a market”. The breeder then says “but it will be more embarrassing if I squeeze a bicycle”. The seller “...?”
Funny Cows Joke #2: There is a cow breeder that has hundreds of cows.
One day there is a person from livestock services ask him “what kind of food did
you give to your cows?” “I gave them hays” said the breeder. “Then you should pay $2000 because you didn’t give them a proper food.” Reply the livestock services.
In a few days the Livestock services came and ask him in the same question. The breeder answer “I gave them cheese, hamburger & milk”
“Then you should pay & 3000 because you gave them food excessively”. Reply
the livestock services. In a week time the person came again, and asked him in the same question..... The breeder then said “I gave them money; they can eat whatever they like”
Funny Cows Joke #3: Monica who lives in a town years came for Joe who lives as a breeder.
As they are a couple, Joe wants to flare up his yearning. Suddenly, Joe looks to a couple of cows that rub their nose to each other. Joe then says “look at those cows; I want to do just like them”. Monica says “I can do whatever you want, those are your cow”.
Funny Cows Joke #4: Andrew is a real silly cowboy, he was going home with a bottle of beer in his hand
and he was really drunk. Suddenly, he stubbed on a rock and fell with his face on something. He then realized that it was a cow shit.
“Man....cow shit on my face.....thank god I didn’t step on it”
Funny Cows Joke #5: There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.
The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They
say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."
The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
Funny Cows Joke #6: There were two breeders having their conversation in their lunch time.
“My fat cow refuses to give milk, and you know why...?” the first breeder said.
“Of course, she's been grazing in the field too long... And now she thinks she's a horse”. Reply the other.
Funny Cows Joke #7: An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the
house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is.
"These, senor," replied the waiter in broken English, "are the cojones, how you say, the testicles, of the bull killed in the ring today."
The tourist swallowed hard but tasted the dish and thought it was delicious. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item. When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These cojones, or whatever you call
them...are much smaller than the ones I had last night." "Yes, senor," replied the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does not always lose."
Funny Cows Joke #8: There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of
the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like
the rest of the herd.
The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."
Funny Cows Joke #9: Old man Billy Bob goes and gets a loan from the bank to buy a high priced bull.
A few days later, the banker comes along and asks, "How's our bull doing?" Billy Bob says, "Our bull ain't doing too well. I got him out there in the pasture
with a bunch of young cows and he doesn’t want anything to do with them."
The banker says, "You better call the veterinarianist." A couple of days later, the banker comes along again and says, "How's our bull
doing now?"
Billy Bob says, "Plenty darn good. He has done serviced all of my cows, jumped
the fence, and is working on the neighbors' cows."
The banker says, "Wow! What did the Vet give him?" Billy Bob says, "He gave him some pills." The banker says, "What kind of pills?" Billy Bob says, "I don't know, but they tasted sort of like peppermint."
Funny Cows Joke #10: A farmer down the road had a fairly large herd of cows and three bulls. Each bull
keeping a strict eye on his portion of the cows. A rumor comes around that the farmer is going to get another bull and the three bulls are standing in the field discussing this. The first bull says, "Well, there's no way he's going to get any of my cows." The second bull agrees, "Yeah, I'm not giving up any. He can wait till next year
and get some of the new ones."
The third bull who was a bit smaller says, "I don't have as many as you guys so I'm
not giving any up."
Finally, the new bull arrives. The first three gather at the edge of the field to watch him being unloaded from the trailer.
To their consternation, the biggest, meanest Brahma bull they have ever seen comes strolling down the ramp and glares at them. He's at least three times bigger than any of them. The first bull looks around nervously and says, "Well now, I suppose it would be a
neighborly thing to give this guy some cows. I think I'll give him twenty of mine."
The second bull says, "Yeah, I guess so, I'll give him thirty of mine." They look over at the small bull. He's busy pawing the grass, snorting, and shaking his head. They go over and ask him what he's doing and suggest that he should give up some cows too. He says, "Yes I know, I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull!"
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