Sh@# In My Pants

We, the Perryboys, give to you our parody (Perry-dy?) of the hilarious SNL short "Jizz In My Pants" with our own dose of hilarity... Sh@# In My Pants.

Video features guest appearances by Valerie Querns and Eric Curtis.

The Perryboys are Scott Allen Perry (THESAP) and Josh "The Ponceman" Perry.

(Directed by SAP & Westsiyeeed Wenstrup)

All music Performed by the Perryboys.

MP3 at http://www.ponceman.com

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"SH@# IN MY PANTS"

PONCE
I SMELLED CHILI - FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
CIRCLED IT ONCE - AND LIKE A BROOM
I SWEPT THAT BOWL - OFF ITS FEET
IT WAS MADE WITH BEANS - AND I SAID SWEEEEET!
RAISED THE SPOON - TO MY MOUTH
IT WAS ECSTASY - AS IT TRAVELED SOUTH
CHEESE AND PEPPERS - IT WAS FULLY LOADED
I ATE TWO BOWLS - AND MY BUTT EXPLODED

AND I SH@# IN MY PANTS
IT WAS SO MESSY - AND SO OBSCENE
I THOUGHT ID NEVER GET MY PANTIES CLEAN
IT WAS NASTY BROWN - WITH SHADES OF GREEN
FROM THE SH@# IN MY PANTS
DONT MAKE FUN - ITS JUST THE RUNS
NO DEFENSE - FROM MY BOOTY GUNS
A NATURAL MESS COMING OUT MY BUNS
AND I ALWAYS LEAVE A STAIN!

SAP
I WALK THE STREETS AT NIGHT - SOLO
I HAVE A LITTLE SECRET - THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW
IT HAS TO DO - WITH MY COLON FLOW
GOT AN ASS LIKE A NOSE - AND ITS GONNA BLOW
ITS HARD FOR ME - TO SHARE A TREAT
CAUSE THE MESS I MAKE SMELLS WORSE THAN FEET
MY LACTOSE LEVEL - OFF THE CHARTS
IT MAKES SOLIDS OUT - OF ALL MY FARTS
BURRITO SUPREME? ESTA NO BUENO
MY ASS ERUPTS - LIKE A BUTT VOLCANO

AND I SH@# IN MY PANTS
ILL TAKE A BITE - IF YOU SAY I MUST
BUT DONT BLAME ME WHEN MY UNDIES BUST
FROM THE SH@# IN MY PANTS
DONT MOCK ME - FOR MY DISORDER
MY ILLEGAL POO HAS CROSSED THE BORDER
AND MADE SH@# IN PANTS

PONCE
JUST LAST NIGHT - I HAD SOME BACON
WRAPPED AROUND - A SLICE OF BACON
IN BETWEEN - TWO SLICES OF BACON
HELD TOGETHER BY.....CHEESE
IMMEDIATELY - I HAD REGRETS
WORSE THAN THE RUNS - I HAD THE WETS
FORGET YOUR CARPET - ILL STAIN YOUR PETS 
WHEN I SH@# IN MY PANTS

SAP
I WOKE THIS MORNING - I HAD SOME EGGS
THEN I FELT IT RUNNING - DOWN MY LEGS
I SH@# IN MY PANTS

PONCE
I GO TO VEGAS TO PLAY SOME CRAPS AND I
SH@# IN MY PANTS

SAP
I GET UP AND I SH@# IN MY PANTS

PONCE
TODAY I SH@# IN MY PANTS

SAP
YES-TURD-AY SH@# IN MY PANTS

BROS
I SH@# RIGHT IN MY PANTS
IF I EVEN LOOK AT FOOD
STAND BEHIND ME WHEN I DANCE
AND YOU WILL SEE THAT I HAVE POOED
YOU SAY THAT I AM SO DISGUSTING
CAUSE I CANT CONTROL
THE TURTLE HEADS AND PRARIE DOGS
THAT NEVER MAKE IT TO THE BOWL
EVERYTIME I SH@# MY PANTS
I SH@# INSIDE MY PANTS
WHEN I SH@# INSIDE MY PANTS
I ALWAYS SH@# MY PANTS

I SH@# IN MY PANTS
ITS ALL BEHIND ME NOW
I SH@# IN MY PANTS
A THOUSAND FLUSHES - I AINT USED ONE
I SH@# IN MY PANTS
MY KIDS NEVER MAKE IT TO THE POOL
I SH@# IN MY PANTS
BROWN IS THE COLOR OF MY LOSING STREAK

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